hello im emma and i like to ride unicycles and hot men
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precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

okdoufingerurself:

*walks by a mirror* who is she

hermyonie:

lionvillage:

public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

private school is also a joke you do the exact same thing, make everything harder, and also charge money for it

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

hatervevo:

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

meeevs:

meeevs:

meeevs:

they call me dr math because when im in the bathroom

i drop

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