hello im emma and i like to ride unicycles and hot men
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medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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cruelings:

okdafuq:

Dark Pale/Glow

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

condom:

I want a million sweaters

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

aobasluttygaki:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

It’s just shit, growing up. Being a teenager is just not an easy thing to go through. You just want to say to someone who’s a teenager now, ‘If you get out the other side, I’m not even saying that it’s going to be better, but it’s going to be over.’
John Oliver in Rolling Stone Magazine (via jshegyi3rd) ←